(I am working a morning shift at a cafe...... →
(I am working a morning shift at a cafe. We are serving breakfast. A little boy and his mother enter the cafe.)
Me: “So, what will it be?”
Child: “I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.”
(There is a sudden silence and everyone turns to look. The mother looks very embarrassed.)
Mother: “Eggs… he would like some eggs…”This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
1x04 Glee Behind-the-Scenes of Preggers
OMFG I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS!!!!!!!!!! Laughing my ass off WTAF??? OMG I miss when Glee was good……….damn…….
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